“I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how women do a lot of shoe shopping or how being married sucks, go see the guy who does jokes about that. But if you come to see my live show, there's going to be 20 minutes on religion for the rest of my life, probably. If that makes me a caricature, so be it.” IfsThinkingWantDoeShowsGuyInterestingTalkingCareersMinutesMarriedJokesShoesShoppingBeing MarriedCaricaturesKeep Talking Author:David Cross
“We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of shoes you can order within the next 10 minutes. You have your choice of everything.” WantOrderChoicesNextMinutesShoesRichesPairsEmbarrassmentPair Of ShoesAlps Author:Nick Offerman
“If you run a thousand miles a minute, you can expect to wear out a few pairs of shoes.” IfsRunningMinutesThousandShoesMilesPairsPair Of ShoesThousand Miles Author:Ellis
“Start by putting yourself in your users' shoes. Why are they coming to your site? If you look at most Web sites, you'd presume that the answer is "User is extremely bored and wishes to stare at a blank screen for several minutes while a flashing icon loads, then stare at the flashing icon for a few more minutes."” IfsLooksWishAnswersMinutesShoesScreensBoredStaringUsersLoadBlankSiteIcons Author:Philip Greenspun