“My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.” ThinkingFirstsTwoComedyMomDadMy FamilyMy DadVery GoodMy MomComedianAggressivePassiveMixturesPassive Aggressive Author:Amy Schumer
“The world has wanted me to speak differently than I speak. You know, I speak like my mom; I speak like, you know, like the whitest white dude; I speak like a Def Comedy Jam comedian doing an impression of a white guy.” WorldWantedGuySpeakWhiteComedyMomMy MomImpressionComedianJamWhite Guys Author:Jordan Peele
“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'” InspirationalTryingSaidMotivationalFunnyTeachMomMy MomBoatComedianLakesSwimFunny RelationshipFunny Comedian Author:Paula Poundstone
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” IfsTwoHandsFunnyMotherWorkBabyMomEvolutionHumorousParentingMy MomMotherhoodComedianMumHilariousMothers DayMamaRaising ChildrenBeing A MomYour MomParentalMotheringMother DaughterHappy Mothers DayYour DaughterHaving KidsBest MotherFunny ParentingFunny ParentTwo HandsYour MumMom And DaughterInspirational MothersMother ProverbsInspirational MotherhoodGood Happy Mothers DayJust A MomInspiring MotherhoodWorking MomFunny Mothers DayFunny MotherhoodMother CareHappy Fathers Day MomMother FlowerFunny MotherMom Knows BestMom DaughterGreatest MomJoys Of MotherhoodLove MomGreatest Mothers DayMothers Day CardsEvolution Of LifeTouching MotherBeautiful Mother And DaughterNew MotherMother And BabyHaving A DaughterBad Mother Author:Milton Berle