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“A fool and his money are soon parted. - Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry.”

“The blind quest for cash is a fool's errand.”

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Author:Tim Ferriss

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”

“Anyone who pretends not to be interested in money is either a fool or a knave.”

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Author:Patricia Wentworth

“Money does all things,--for it gives and it takes away; it makes honest men and knaves, fools and philosophers; and so forward, mutatis mutandis, to the end of the chapter.”

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Book:Fables of Æsop and other eminent mythologists: with morals and reflections

Source: Fables of Æsop and other eminent mythologists: with morals and reflections

“A fool and his money are soon partying.”

“A man who makes a one-dollar profit on his expense account is dishonest. A man who loses five cents on one is a damned fool.”

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Author:Gene Fowler

“A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.”

“There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.”

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Author:Adlai E. Stevenson

“Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”

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Author:Earl Wilson

“Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar”

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Author:Mark Twain

“Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.”

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Author:Elbert Hubbard

“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.”

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Author:Michael Douglas

“Did you get your money by fraud? By pandering to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools, in the hope of getting more than your ability deserves? By lowering your standards? By doing work you despise for purchasers you scorn? If so, then your money will not give you a moment's or a penny's worth of joy. Then all the things you buy will become, not a tribute to you, but a reproach; not an achievement, but a reminder of shame.”

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Book:Atlas Shrugged

Source: Atlas Shrugged

“You fool! You're 30 cents away from having a quarter!”

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Author:Robin Harris

“If a man is after money, he's money mad; if he keeps it, he's a capitalist; if he spends it, he's a playboy; if he doesn't get it, he's a never-do-well; if he doesn't try to get it, he lacks ambition. If he gets it without working for it; he's a parasite; and if he accumulates it after a life time of hard work, people call him a fool who never got anything out of life.”

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Author:Vic Oliver

“A fool and his money are soon married.”

Source: The Lover's Baedeker and Guide to Arcady

“A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.”

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Author:Al Bernstein