Best mouths & balls Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.”

Way Two Black Five Player Events Mouths Balls Golf Golf Ball

Author:Gary McCord

“Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their mouths and they look at you like a puppy when you stand over him with the Sunday paper rolled up.”

Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

“I'm definitely one of those people that what comes into my head falls out of my mouth. That's a way for me to be even more creative, to sort of get the ball rolling and start parlaying off of somebody and interacting. That charge or that friction sometimes - if it's positive or negative - is inspiring, and it gets people to be I think creative, maybe.”

People Ifs Thinking Way Sometimes Fall Creative Mouths Negative Balls Rolling Interacting Friction

Author:Giovanni Ribisi

“Part of growing up is learning your strengths and weaknesses. What better way to figure out that hand-eye coordination ain't your thing than by getting drilled in the mouth by a red, rubber ball? You only gotta get beaned in the face so many times before you figure out, 'I better hit the books because this is not working out.”

Way Book Hands Eye Faces Growing Up Growing Figures Mouths Weakness Red Balls Work Out Better Ways Rubber Strength And Weakness Coordination

Author:Greg Giraldo

“You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.”

Winning Situation Walking Mouths Balls Staring Chairs Starving Beef Touch Someone Roast Beef

Author:Chris Hardwick

“A cricket ball broke my nose when I was a kid so I couldn't breath through it. Before I had it operated on I used to stand on stage with my mouth slightly open.”

Kids Used Stage Mouths Balls Breaths Broke Noses Cricket

Author:Damian Lewis

“I trailed off.Patch leaned lazily against the counter. Dark hair flipped out from under his ball cap. A smile tugged at his mouth. My thoughts dissolved and just like that, a new thought broke the surface of my mind. I wanted to kiss him. Right now.”

Mind Wanted Dark Hair Right Now Kissing Mouths Balls Surface Broke My Thoughts Patches Caps New Thought Of My Mind Flipped Dark Hair

Book:The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale

Source: The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale

“At the stair-foot Hephaistion was waiting. He happened to be there, as he happened to have a ball handy if Alexander wanted a game, or water if he was thirsty; not by calculation, but in a constant awareness by which no smallest trifle was missed. Now, when he came down the stairs with a shut mouth and blue lines under his eyes, Hephaistion received some mute signal he understood, and fell into step beside him.”

Ifs Eye Wanted Games Waiting Water Lines Steps Happened Feet Awareness Mouths Understood Balls Blue Constant His Eyes Smallest Signals Stairs Calculations Trifles Thirsty Mute Handy

Author:Mary Renault

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