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“The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.”

“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.”

“Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.”

Humor Funny Nature Animal Stupid Fool Dumb Foolishness Fools And Foolishness

Author:Honore de Balzac

“If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.”

Ifs Humor Action Funny Literature Speak Nature Forget Opinion Evidence Suicide Contemplation Sufficient Poetic Suicidal Actions Speak Louder Than Words Actions Speak Louder

Book:The Fran Lebowitz Reader

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”

Funny Nature Tree Laughter Cures

Author:Spike Milligan

“Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense.”

Men Inspirational May Funny Nature Common Fool Climate Common Sense Sail Sailing

Book:The Tatler: With Notes and a General Index ; Complete in One Volume

Source: The Tatler: With Notes and a General Index ; Complete in One Volume

“The difference between utility and utility plus beauty is the difference between telephone wires and the spider web.”

Humor Funny Nature Differences Beauty Plus Telephones Spiders Wire Utility Spider Web

Book:Circle of the Seasons: The Journal of a Naturalist's Year

Source: Circle of the Seasons: The Journal of a Naturalist's Year

“Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'”

“I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.”

World Humor Funny Fun Nature Comedy Beach Collections

Author:Steven Wright

“I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.”

Humor Funny Nature Comedy Let Me Stores Shopping Department Stores

Author:Steven Wright

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”

Ifs Funny Political Order Politics Left Nature Meetings Emergencies Awakened Cabinets Us President Great Veterans Day

Author:Ronald Reagan

“By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.”

Men Love Inspirational Ideas Wisdom Funny Nature Creativity Practice Environment Human Nature Innovation Wide Chinese Propriety Superior Man Confucianism Confucian

Book:Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean

Source: Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean

“What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.”

Men Needs Inspiration Funny Nature Garden Casts Iron Gardening Gardener Hinges Garden Love Gardening And God Inspirational Gardening Summer Garden Pulling Weeds

Book:Back-log studies and My summer in a garden

Source: Back-log studies and My summer in a garden

“I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.”

Earth Funny Lasts Three Nature Week Rocks Garden Died Gardening

Author:Richard K. Diran

“I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.”

Ifs Way Funny Nature White Pieces Feet Humorous Scream Sharks Seaweed

Author:Axl Rose