“I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa, than hailing cabs here in New York.” New YorkExpressionCowsCabTippingTulsa Author:Carrie Underwood
“The New York Police Department says Iran has conducted surveillance inside New York City. They say Iranian operatives are using special mobile surveillance units. I believe they're called taxi cabs.” BelieveI BelieveCitiesSpecialNew YorkPoliceDepartmentIranNew York CityUnitsMobileSurveillanceTaxiIranianCabPolice DepartmentTaxi Cabs Author:Jay Leno
“In New York City, a lot of people think "the great outdoors" is the area between your front door and a taxi cab.” PeopleThinkingCitiesDoorsFrontsNew YorkAreasNew York CityTaxiCabFront DoorsGreat OutdoorsTaxi Cabs Author:Michael Bloomberg
“Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program.” CountryHomeCitiesNew YorkTrainingProgramBarackDriversPrisonerNew York CityCabGuantanamoHome CountryTraining ProgramsCab Drivers Author:Jay Leno
“When there's not ten feet of snow on the ground I ride my bike down the streets of New York, and I literally hear two things out of car windows as cabs pass by me: They either yell, "Hey, dummy," or "Hey, Mayhem."” TwoFeetStreetsCarNew YorkTenWindowSnowHeyTwo ThingsBikeCabMayhemDummy Author:Dean Winters
“I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much.” IfsThinkingLightGuyChristFiguresNew YorkPleaseCrossesOvercomingSmokeReachingGuestsUnseenThis GuyCab Author:Bill Hicks
“New York has made me so paranoid, too. Whenever I visit another city, I always act like I'm from there, so the cab driver doesn't rip me off. I'm always like, "Yeah, it's good to be back home. Back here where I grew up. Yeah. Here in Tokyo. ... Uh, driver, I need to go to my old stomping grounds. That would be the Holiday Inn. And the address appears to be the pound sign."” NeedsMadeHomeWould BeFunnyCitiesComedyNew YorkGrewGrew UpYeahAddressesHolidayPoundsDriversRipBack HomeParanoidCabTokyoInnsStompingCab Drivers Author:Jim Gaffigan
“L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted a Guinness and realized I could drink it and take a cab home. I remembered that I could be a functional alcoholic in New York, like I used to be!” DifferentHomeWantedUsedMissingNew YorkDrinkUsed To BeRememberedAlcoholicsDifferent PlaceCabGuinness Author:Donald Glover
“I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car?” WantCarNew YorkDrugCab Author:Fran Lebowitz