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“The man who laughs has simply not yet had the terrible news.”

Men Laughing He Man Terrible News Laughter

Book:Poems

Source: Poems

“The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons sadly responded, "You mean I'm not going to prison?"”

Men Mean He Man News Prison Hearing Assault Accused Airports Slapping

Author:Dennis Miller

“Dostoevsky's visible world was a world of sensationalism. He may in the last analysis be a great mystic or a great psychologist; but he almost always reveals his genius on a stage crowded with people who behave like the men and women one reads about in the police news.”

People Men World May Lasts Stage He Man Genius News Men And Women Police Analysis Behave Visible Crowded Psychologist Mystic Sensationalism

Author:Robert Wilson Lynd

“Good news from France, where the man picked by Nicolas Sarkozy as his foreign minister is not the execrable Hubert Védrine, but Bernard Kouchner - a socialist who supports Israel and the invasion of Iraq.”

Men Support He Man News Iraq Israel France Ministers Socialist Good News Invasion

Author:Charles Foster Johnson

“During the Second War, the U.S.O. sent special issues of the principal American magazines to the Armed Forces, with the ads omitted. The men insisted on having the ads back again. Naturally. The ads are by far the best part of any magazine or newspaper. More pains and thought, more wit and art go into the making of an ad than into any prose feature of press or magazine. Ads are news. What is wrong with them is that they are always good news.”

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Author:Marshall McLuhan

“My mother listened to all the news from the camp during the strike. She said little, especially when my father or the men who worked for him were about I remember her instinctive and unhesitating sympathy for the miners.”

Men Littles Said Remember Mother Father He Man News Strikes Camps Sympathy Miners

Book:Daughter of Earth

Source: Daughter of Earth

“A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers. The man goes Thank god I don't have cancer.”

Men He Man News Doctors Cancer Checks Thank God Bad News Exam Alzheimer

Author:Gilbert Gottfried