“Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.” YearsSexMarriedNewsYears AgoAcceptedMagazinesInterviewsGood NewsScandalKennedy Family Author:Jay Leno
“We may yet live to see the day when women will be no longer news! And it cannot come too soon. I want to be a peaceful, happy, normal human being, pursuing my unimpeded way through life, never having to stop to explain, defend or apologize for my sex.” WayWantHumansMaySexHuman BeingsNormalNewsPeacefulWomens RightsApologizing Author:Nellie L. McClung
“I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can forget the News of the World's high profile campaign against child sex offenders which led to News of the World readers burning down the home of a paediatrician, throwing rocks at a pedalo, stamping on a centipede.” ThinkingWorldChildrenHomeSexForgetRocksReaderNewsSorryCampaignsNewspapersBurningThrowingProfileOffendersCampaigningHigh ProfileSex OffendersBurning DownCentipedesThrowing Rocks Author:Stewart Lee
“The only thing I have ever been asked [by a pollster] was the age at which I first indulged in oral sex (which, since it was a Yale Daily News poll, meant kissing).” FirstsAgeSexMoralKissingNewsMannersPollsYaleDaily News Author:Paul Rudnick
“Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.” UseTodayYoungGirlSexImaginationMoralCasesAtheismSweetOne DayNewsClaimsMajorityCaughtPositive AtheismGentlemanEncountersInvestigationMultipleGraphicJimmyLadies And GentlemenGreat News Author:Frank Zappa
“New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the Reverend Ted Haggard, was outed for drugs and extramarital gay sex with a male prostitute. Or as Fox News reported it, 'John Kerry hates our troops'.” LastsAmericaHateSexLeaderWeekGayDrugNewsDevilBlameMalesTroopsFoxesScrewsEvangelicalScrew UpsJohn KerryFox NewsOur TroopsReverendsHaggard Author:Bill Maher
“Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.” IfsWayShouldSaidHelpingSexNews Author:Jay Leno
“I think scandal probably attracted more American attention to Formula 1 than anything else in American news in decades. And that`s because it was a sex scandal, a particularly lurid sex scandal involving this guy Max Mosley.” ThinkingGuySexAttentionNewsDecadesFormulasThis GuyScandalMaxInvolvingFormula 1 Author:Rachel Maddow
“Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?” FirstsLongSexNewsDivorce Author:Alonzo Bodden
“CBS News on Tuesday had Bob Kerrey in a Vietnam scandal, Senator Bob Torricelli in a donor scandal and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a sex scandal. This confirms what we always knew. Bill Clinton does the work of three men.” MenDoeThreeSexNewsBillsClintonVietnamBobSenatorsScandalTuesdayDonorsSchwarzenegger Author:Argus Hamilton
“We're exposing our minors to abuse by the fact that they leave the radio on in the car and let them listen to the news on the way to school. Or the fact that it's shown on the news, the children can see Gaddafi's face and his glorious Technicolor clothes getting shot off on the news or on the newspaper shelves. In the shelves of the shops where all the sex magazines are consciously put at the top, if they're consciously put at the top, that must mean the violence is all put at the bottom consciously.” IfsWayMeanChildrenFactsSchoolFacesSexViolenceCarClothesNewsShotsAbuseBottomRadioNewspapersMagazinesGloriousShopsMinorsShelvesExposingGaddafi Author:Sinead O'Connor
“There are two sayings that are familiar in every news room across the country: 1) sex sells; 2) if it bleeds it leads.” IfsTwoCountrySexRoomsNewsSellsFamiliarSex Sells Author:Armstrong Williams
“Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked human being.” InspirationalHumansSexHuman BeingsColorNewsNakedCovered Author:James A. Baldwin