“I lived by the candlelight for two years because I couldn't afford power. It was nice and romantic at the time, but if you can't afford power you're pretty broke. You endure it.” IfsYearsTwoNiceEndureBrokeTwo YearsCandlelightYou Re Pretty Author:Jeremy Renner
“Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!” BelieveStillsRealHumorFunnyHouseNicePoliceBrokeGood TimesToo NiceNice House Author:Dave Chappelle
“I'm not someone who's an immigrant who's struggling in that way, but between New York and L.A., I had someone tell me very early on, "If you're going to be broke anywhere, it's better to be broke in L.A. At least the weather is nice." I was like, "You're right." I didn't take them up on that.” IfsWayStruggleNiceNew YorkLike YouWeatherBrokeImmigrants Author:Greta Gerwig