“I don't care much about the outcome. I'd like for people to feel better and have better lives, but I don't think that's in the cards through political action. I think bloodshed is still the way you get dramatic change. That'll never happen because they've got all the guns now. At least they've got the nice guns, the big ones, the ones with night vision.” PeopleThinkingWayFeelsStillsBigsHappensCareActionPoliticalNightVisionNiceGunDon't CareCardsI Don't CareDramaticOutcomesFeel BetterBetter LifeBloodshedPolitical ActionDramatic ChangeNight Vision Author:George Carlin
“You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.” ShouldHumorFunnyFacesNiceGunShotsDimples Author:Mitch Hedberg
“If someone's carrying a gun or a knife it's not a nice thing. They aren't going to feel that comfortable with it. It's a scary position to put yourself in. You don't choose to do that unless you feel there's absolutely no other option and you're forced to carry a weapon in order to protect yourself.” IfsFeelsOrderNicePositionProtectComfortableWeaponsGunScaryKnivesNice ThingsProtect Yourself Author:Scarlett Alice Johnson