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“Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me.”

Lying Internet Bored Annoying Pathetic Bloggers

“The worst time in any writer's life is the two months before publication. ALL writers become mental and pathetic, even those of devout faith, who have some psychological healing to lean up against, and gorgeous lives. All writers think that this time, the jig is up, and they will be exposed as frauds.”

Thinking Two Life Is Healing Worst Months Psychological Fraud Exposed Gorgeous Pathetic Publication Two Months Worst Times

Author:Anne Lamott

“You can get better, or you can get all gooey, and crotchety, old, pathetic, icky, gross. Not me. Not into it.”

Get Better Gross Pathetic

Author:Tony Horton

“I literally have meetings at eight o'clock in the morning, and I finish at nine o'clock at night. It sounds pathetic, but I don't even have time to go shopping.”

Night Sound Morning Meetings Eight Nine Clock Shopping Pathetic Night Time

Author:Stella McCartney

“I think it rather pathetic that so many people are looking forward to heaven to prove that their doctrinal position was correct.”

People Thinking Heaven Position Prove Looking Forward Pathetic

Author:Chuck Smith

“Actually, I know for a fact there are some young female artists who don't even sing on their own records and who don't sing live. And that is pathetic.”

Knows Facts Young Artist Records Female Pathetic Female Artists

Author:Avril Lavigne

“Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless.”

Ifs Should Laughing Ego Fairs Strikes Weather Proportion Hopeless Pathetic Right Place Foul Inflated Ego

Author:Carole Lombard

“I can't think of a more pathetic situation for an actor than to do a film and not connect to it. And I pray to God that I never face that situation.”

Thinking I Can Film Faces Actors Situation Praying Pathetic I Pray Praying To God I Pray To God

Author:Irrfan Khan

“If we could imagine such a man, that is a man who could invent the fly and send him out on his mission and furnish him with his orders: Depart into the uttermost corners of the earth and, diligently do your appointed work. Persecute the sick child, settle upon its eyes, its face, its hands, and gnaw and pester and sting, worry and fret and madden the worn and tried mother who watches by the child and humbly prays for mercy and relief with the pathetic faith of the deceived and the unteachable.”

Ifs Men Children Hands Eye Earth Faces Mother Religion Order Watches Worry Imagine Praying Mercy Sick Corners Missions Settling Relief Worn Deceived Pathetic Pray For Me Madden Sick Children

Author:Mark Twain

“For a bag of pepper, they could cut each other's throats without hesitation, and would forswear their souls... The bizarre obstinacy of that desire made them defy death in a thousand shapes; the unknown seas, the loathsome diseases; wounds, captivity, hunger, pestilence and despair. It made them great! By heavens! It made them heroic; and it made them pathetic, too, in their craving for trade with the inflexible death levying its toll on young and old”

Source: Joseph Conrad: Selected Novels

“I don’t distinguish between magic and art. When I got into magic, I realised I had been doing it all along, ever since I wrote my first pathetic story or poem when I was twelve or whatever. This has all been my magic, my way of dealing with it.”

Way Firsts Art Stories Magic My Way Twelve Pathetic Realised Dealing With It

Author:Alan Moore

“Should a reasonable person not demand that philosophy should not be foolishly purveyed before people incompetent to see the point of it, as pearls before swine? For Nietzsche is utterly correct: philosophy is only for the healthy and whole-minded, the sick it has always only made even sicker. By means of philosophy they dig themselves even deeper into their pathetic delusions.”

People Should Mean Persons Made Philosophy Whole Healthy Demand Sick Deeper Reasonable Delusion Pearls Pathetic Incompetent Swine Pearls Before Swine

Author:Kenny Smith

“Bourgeois society, rife with an atomism or monadism of secluded egos, is profoundly uncomfortable with topics of domination just because of the rift between how it sees itself (Kantian autonomism) and how it actually exists (pathetic prole-culture).”

Philosophy Culture Ego Uncomfortable Topics Domination Pathetic Bourgeois Secluded Rift

Author:Kenny Smith

“I'm a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I'm just a pathetic case history, really.”

Trying Mother Cases Wife Harder Hopeless Pathetic

Author:Siobhan Fahey

“The only thing that is pathetic... is you.”

Wwe Pathetic

Author:Randy Orton

“Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse.”

Jobs Politics Lost Society Politician Horse Retired Pathetic Studs

Book:Mencken Chrestomathy

Source: Mencken Chrestomathy

“What will die with me when I die, what pathetic or fragile form will the world lose?”

World Form Dies Loses Mortality Fragile Pathetic

Book:Labyrinths: Selected Stories & Other Writings

Source: Labyrinths: Selected Stories & Other Writings

“Blindness has not been for me a total misfortune; it should not be seen in a pathetic way. It should be seen as a way of life: one of the styles of living.”

Way Should Style Misfortunes Blindness Pathetic

Book:Seven Nights

Source: Seven Nights

“History is a pathetic junkyard of broken treaties.”

Broken Pathetic Treaties Junkyard

Author:Richard M. Nixon

“Dinner was meat - not hunks of meat, as in Australia, but pathetic scraps of meat, as in Britain - which the girls upstairs transformed into edible dishes by heating it in secret ways and adding bits of stuff to it.”

Way Funny Girl Stuff Bits Secret Humorous England Dinner Meat Britain Australia Transformed Dishes Pathetic Scrap Upstairs Heating Hunk

Book:The Complete Unreliable Memoirs

Source: The Complete Unreliable Memoirs

“If you're gay or religious you're always hearing this word tolerance. It's a pathetic word. It's actually just a politically correct word for the term intolerance.”

Ifs Term Religious Gay Hearing Tolerance Intolerance Pathetic Politically Correct

Author:Rupert Everett

“Alfred Hitchcock, Isaac Newton, Elvis Presley, Captain Bligh, they're heroic or pathetic depending on which book you buy.”

Book Heroic Captains Pathetic Newton Isaac Hitchcock

Author:Bob Seger

“Not to sound too pathetic, but there have been long stretches where I haven't been able to get a job.”

Long Has Beens Able Jobs Sound Havens Pathetic

Author:David Caruso

“I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.”

Eye Beautiful Corners Cows Pathetic Jersey

Author:Deborah Kerr

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