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“[Computer viruses] switch from one country to another, from one jurisdiction to another - moving around the world, using the fact that we don't have the capability to globally police operations like this. So the Internet is as if someone [had] given free plane tickets to all the online criminals of the world.”

“If you put something together and it doesn't look so good, the fashion police are not going to come and take you away. And if they do, you might have some fun in jail.”

Ifs Looks Might Together Fun Fashion Police Jail

Author:Iris Apfel

“If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll”

Ifs Bigs Can Do Deals Rocks Mets Police Hated Rock And Roll Eagles Jerk Reunion

Author:Steven Adler

“If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!”

Ifs Trying Littles Humor Funny Fire Dog Police Tunnels Seesaw

Author:Milton Jones

“How do you know love is gone? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet - it's gone.”

Ifs Knows Said Would Be Love Is Gone Broken Police Seven Nine Broken Heart Do You Know I Love You Heart Broke Being Broken Sad Breaking Heart Gone Love

Author:Marlene Dietrich

“I'm putting my life at risk, literally! And if I slipped... You never know. And I think about it. I think about my family and I'm like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.”

Ifs Thinking Knows War Risk My Family Police Officers Wow Police Officer

Author:Kanye West

“I got nothing against the honest cop on the beat. You just have them transferred someplace where they can't do you any harm. But don't ever talk to me about the honor of police captains or judges. If they couldn't be bought they wouldn't have the job.”

Ifs Jobs Honest Judging Honor Beats Police Harm Cop Captains Talk To Me

Author:Al Capone

“If you take away religion, you can't hire enough police.”

Ifs Enough Police

Author:Clayton Christensen

“If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim.”

Ifs Doe Can Do Crime Taught Judging Police Victim Violent Jury Self Defense Shooter Self Defence Violent Crimes Felons

Book:Principles of Personal Defense: Revised Edition

Source: Principles of Personal Defense: Revised Edition

“We can't do much about ensuring that the homeland is safe if our local police and sheriffs' departments don't have the personnel they need to keep our streets and neighborhoods secure.”

Ifs Needs Streets Safe Police Locals Secure Department Neighborhood Homeland Personnel Sheriffs

Author:Dick Durbin

“I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, 'She must have provoked him,' or, 'Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.' They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence she endured. She did not provoke my father, and even if she had, violence is an unacceptable way of dealing with conflict. Violence is a choice a man makes and he alone is responsible for it.”

Ifs Men Way Two Ideas Mother Choices Fighting Father House Violence Heard Truth Is Conflict Deserve Standing Police Responsible No Idea Provoking Provoked

Author:Patrick Stewart

“To vest a few fallible men — prosecutors, judges, jurors — with vast powers of literary or artistic censorship, to convert them into what J. S. Mill called a "moral police," is to make them despotic arbiters of literary products. If one day they ban mediocre books as obscene, another day they may do likewise to a work of genius.”

“It was a department where you had honesty and integrity stamped right on you when you came into the Los Angeles Police Department. If you violated that, or if you were a dishonest cop, you were terrible. We got rid of you as quickly as possible.”

Ifs Honesty Terrible Integrity Police Department Los Angeles Cop Honesty And Integrity Police Department

Author:Daryl Gates

“While on the subject of burning books, I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength, who, all over this country, have staunchly resisted anti-democratic bullies who have tried to remove certain books from their shelves, and destroyed records rather than have to reveal to thought police the names of persons who have checked out those titles. So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House, the Supreme Court, the Senate, the House of Representatives, or the media. The America I loved still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.”

“If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to the authorities, the FBI, the police, the Democratic (Party) anybody that would listen. I wouldn't depend on one guy with the Department of Transportation.”

Ifs Guy Party Gone Depends Authority Police Democratic Department Democratic Party Fbi Transportation Rooftops

Author:Alan Colmes

“I don't know if the police of naming statements would agree with this.”

Ifs Knows Police Agree Math Statements

Author:Roman Abramovich

“If you went to a home, kicked down the front door, chased the people who lived there out into the street and said, Go! You are free! Free as a bird! Go! Go! - do you think they would shout and dance for joy? They wouldn't. Birds are not free. The people you've just evicted would sputter, With what right do you throw us out? This is our home. We own it. We have lived here for years. We're calling the police, you scoundrel.”

People Ifs Thinking Years Said Home Joy Doors Streets Fronts Calling Bird Police Scoundrels Front Doors

Book:Life of Pi

Source: Life of Pi

“If you ask for good schools, you aren't likely to get them. If you ask for jobs or economic investment, you won't get that either. But what we have learned, is that the one thing that poor folks of color can ask for and get are Police & Prisons.”

Ifs School Jobs Asks Poor One Thing Economic Color Police Prison Investment Folks Good School

Author:Michelle Alexander

“Suspects who are innocent of a crime should. But the thing is, you don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. That's contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect.”

People Ifs Giving Should May Persons Crime News Police Protection Lawyer Innocent Suspects Criticize Questioning Ruling Contradictory Miranda

Author:Edwin Meese

“Our bodies can be mobilized by law and police and men with guns, if necessary-but where shall we find that which will make us believe in what we must do, so that we can fight through to victory?”

Ifs Men Believe Body Law Fighting Victory Gun Police Idealism

Author:Pearl S. Buck

“In New York we have streets exploding and innocent Buddhist girls being stabbed in the neck and cabdrivers refusing to help her. If we happen into a nightclub by mistake, when we leave the doorman will be lying in the street surrounded by police.”

Ifs Helping Happens Funny Lying Girl Mistake Streets New York Humorous Police Innocent Buddhist Necks Exploding Nightclubs

Book:If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!

Source: If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!

“If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.”

Ifs Writing Done Enough Hot Police Academy Adverts Police Academy

Author:Ben Elton

“There are 40,000 Iraqi police on duty around the country. If they detect an attack about to happen, the police are the ones who are supposed to stop it.”

Ifs Country Happens Duty Police

Author:Paul Bremer

“If the word gets out, if the perception exists that by speaking to a CBS journalist you are, therefore, inevitably, immediately speaking to the police, I don't think there's any doubt but that people won't talk. And, therefore, the public won't learn.”

People Ifs Thinking Doubt Perception Police Journalist

Author:Floyd Abrams

“And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere!”

Ifs Knows Want Police Editors Scare Pants Punctuation

Author:Dorothea Benton Frank

“People in my books tend to get their just deserts, even if not at the hands of the police.”

People Ifs Book Hands Police Desert

Author:Antonia Fraser

“You see these dictators up on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police. They're afraid of words and thought. ... They make frantic efforts to bar our thoughts and words. ... A state of society where men may not speak their mind - where children denounce their parents to the police - where a businessman or small shopkeeper ruins his competitor by telling tales about his private opinion. Such a state of society cannot long endure if it is continually in contact with the healthy outside world.”

“HATE, even if it's making money. is an underground movie, that's how it was made. It's a film about police brutality in the largest sense, it's about the whole of society and not just about the hood.”

Ifs Made Whole Film Hate Police Made It Making Money Police Brutality Brutality Hood

Author:Mathieu Kassovitz

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