“You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.”
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“You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.”
Source: There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
“You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.”
“You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.”
“You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.”
Source: There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
“You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.”
“You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.”
“You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.”
“You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
Source: The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree
“You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.”
Source: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs
“If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.”
“If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck”
“You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.”
“You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.”