“What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews.” HumorReligiousSafeJewHighwaysAdvise Author:Martin Luther
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...set fire to their synagogues or schools and bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them.” MenHumorSchoolReligiousFireStonesJewDirtSynagogue Author:Martin Luther
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...their homes also should be razed and destroyed.” ShouldHomeHumorReligiousJewDestroyed Author:Martin Luther
“When I was a child there were many witches, and they bewitched both cattle and men, especially children.” MenChildrenHumorReligiousWitchCattleBewitched Author:Martin Luther
“So tenaciously should we cling to the world revealed by the Gospel, that were I to see all the Angels of Heaven coming down to me to tell me something different, not only would I not be tempted to doubt a single syllable, but I would shut my eyes and stop my ears, for they would not deserve to be either seen or heard.” WorldShouldDifferentHumorEyeHeavenReligiousDoubtHeardAngelDeserveEarsTemptedSyllables Author:Martin Luther
“There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.” ReasonHumorFunnyDifferencesReligiousDevilDatingCatholicBrokeBroke UpFunny DatingReligious Differences Author:Adam Ferrara
“That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf.” WorldDifferentHumorFunnyTogetherBeliefReligiousGolfFolksNaziPersecutionHumiliationGoing To WorkBeardTalibanIntellectualismFolk MusicEthosSubjugationRougeReligious PersecutionDifferent BeliefsKhmer Rouge Author:Bill Bailey