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“All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.”

Want School Laughing Pubs Time Off Have A Laugh School Friends

Author:Samantha Mumba

“The funniest people I know were, not necessarily troubled, but had a harder time in school or were shy or picked on or something like that. I think that you rely on it. Well, I don't think I'm cute and no one wants to hang out with me - I'd better start trying to make people laugh. I think there's an element of that in there.”

People Thinking Knows Want Trying Wells School Laughing Elements Harder Cute Rely Shy Hanging Out Making People Laugh

Author:Kaitlin Olson

“Old School has humongous laughs all the way through it.”

Way School Laughing Old School

Author:Thomas Lennon

“When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love to make people laugh. And even in those pranks, the teachers would laugh most of the time.”

People School Used Laughing Teacher Nice Making People Laugh Really Nice Pranks

Author:Chrisette Michele

“I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.”

Knows Kind Kids School Used Fall Girl Stuff Hurt Laughing Comedian Hurting Yourself

Author:Matthew Perry

“The severe schools shall never laugh me out of the philosophy of Hermes, that this visible world is but a picture of the invisible, wherein as in a portrait, things are not truly, but in equivocal shapes, and as they counterfeit some real substance in that invisible fabric.”

World Real Philosophy School Laughing Shapes Invisible Substance Visible Fabric Portraits Severe Counterfeit Hermes

Book:Miscellaneous Works of Sir Thomas Browne: With Some Account of the Author and His Writings

Source: Miscellaneous Works of Sir Thomas Browne: With Some Account of the Author and His Writings

“Oh, for boyhood's painless play, sleep that wakes in laughing day, health that mocks the doctor's rules, knowledge never learned of schools.”

Play School Sleep Laughing Doctors Nostalgia Boyhood Painless

Book:The complete poetical works of John Greenleaf Whittier

Source: The complete poetical works of John Greenleaf Whittier

“I always knew I wanted to do comedy. I like making people laugh. I started out young just making my family laugh and trying to make kids laugh in school and getting into plays. I think it's the only thing I know how to do so hopefully it works out.”

People Thinking Knows Trying Play Kids Wanted School Young Laughing Know How Comedy My Family Work Out Hopefully Making People Laugh

Author:Jillian Bell

“I met this amazing person, and we realized we had very similar views on how we wanted to live our lives. It’s happened quickly, with so many children. Yesterday, picking up the kids from school, Brad turned around in the car, and there were three of them. He couldn’t stop laughing. We love them and are having a great time.”

Children Persons Kids Wanted School Three Views Laughing Our Lives Happened Car Mets Yesterday Great Times Brad Amazing Person

Author:Angelina Jolie

“The best function of the school in my head, as it turns out, is to remind me where not to dwell. I did my time in and around school, and learned things painstakingly and grudgingly that my children later learned while laughing and playing and singing.”

Children School Turns Laughing Singing Function My Children My Time

Author:Sandra Dodd

“Sweet was the sound, when oft, at evening's close, Up yonder hill the village murmur rose; There as I passed, with careless steps and slow, The mingling notes came soften'd from below; The swain responsive as the milkmaid sung, The sober herd that low'd to meet their young; The noisy geese that gabbled o'er the pool, The playful children just let loose from school; The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind; These all in sweet confusion sought the shade, And fill'd each pause the nightingale had made.”

“Tis mighty easy o'er a glass of wine On vain refinements vainly to refine, To laugh at poverty in plenty's reign, To boast of apathy when out of pain, And in each sentence, worthy of the schools, Varnish'd with sophistry, to deal out rules Most fit for practice, but for one poor fault That into practice they can ne'er be brought.”

Source: The Poetical Works of Charles Churchill: With Memoir, Critical Dissertation, and Explanatory Notes

“I always performed as a kid to make my family laugh and was more concerned with making kids at school laugh than I was about the lessons.”

Kids School Laughing Lessons Concerned My Family

Author:Mathew Baynton