“Whenever the circus would come to town, I would tell Ethan all kinds of kinky clown domination stories involving the leather clown, like the time she forced me to have sex with her in the little car, or the time she kept spraying me with the seltzer bottle until I obeyed her every command. Ethan and I would laugh and laugh at these tall tales, but I could tell deep down, he was wondering whether the leather clown was really real or not. And I would let him wonder.” KindLittlesRealStoriesSexWonderLaughingCarTownsTalesCommandAll KindsTallBottlesDominationClownCircusDeep DownLeatherInvolvingKinkyTall Tales Author:John S. Hall
“[On being asked, 'Did you ever say that an actress needs to be able to laugh and to cry and that when you need to laugh you think of your sex life and when you need to cry you think of your sex life?':] No.” ThinkingNeedsAbleSexLaughingCryActressesThink Of You Author:Glenda Jackson
“A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.” HardSexExistenceLaughingUltimateDiversion Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.” WantSexLaughingCryIntellectMake You LaughBypassMake You Cry Author:Siobhan Fahey
“I don't find the same things funny that many other people seem to find funny. I don't really respond to sex jokes and things like that, and some of my friends look at me and go, "Come on, Nic, that was my best joke. Why aren't you laughing?" I go, "I really don't know why I'm not laughing. I'm sort of out of sync with it." So I'd have to find something that was really about weird human behavior for me to laugh.” PeopleKnowsHumansLooksSeemsSexLaughingBehaviorJokesMy FriendsHuman BehaviorLook At MeSync Author:Nicolas Cage
“My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.” Life IsSexWatchesLaughingWifeDogTerribleBedMirrorsMy WifeLikes Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.” PeopleThinkingNeedsWholeBigsAbleTogetherYoungSexCasesLaughingCry Author:Don Rickles
“The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.” PersonsTwoSexCan DoLaughingBest Things Author:Chris Rock
“Working as a journalist is exactly like being the wallflower at an orgy. I always seem to find myself at a perfectly wonderful event where everyone else is having a marvelous time, laughing merrily, eating, drinking, having sex in the back room, and I am standing on the side taking notes on it all.” SeemsSexSidesRoomsLaughingWonderfulEventsEatingStandingNotesDrinkingJournalistMarvelousHaving Sex Book:Wallflower at the Orgy Source: Wallflower at the Orgy
“I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.” ThinkingTryingImportantMatterHardGirlSexLaughingDogLetting GoImportant ThingsLegsShakesNeighborhoodNever Let Go Author:Steve Martin