“Every shy person is a potential sex offender.” PersonsSexShyOffendersShy PersonSex Offenders Author:Nelson Rodrigues
“I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can forget the News of the World's high profile campaign against child sex offenders which led to News of the World readers burning down the home of a paediatrician, throwing rocks at a pedalo, stamping on a centipede.” ThinkingWorldChildrenHomeSexForgetRocksReaderNewsSorryCampaignsNewspapersBurningThrowingProfileOffendersCampaigningHigh ProfileSex OffendersBurning DownCentipedesThrowing Rocks Author:Stewart Lee
“People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered sex offender and I'd just been released from prison and was being forced to do community-service work. I was a murderer, an arsonist - all these horrific things had been projected on me because no one knew what to make of this white guy who showed up and made toast at 5 o'clock every morning.” PeopleKnowsMadeStoriesGuySexCommunityWhiteMorningPrisonClockEvery MorningMurdererInventingToastsHorrificOffendersCommunity ServiceWhite GuysSex OffendersArsonistsInventing Stories Author:Chuck Palahniuk
“I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.” UseHumorFunnyGirlSexPrisonUglyCuresOffendersSex Offenders Author:Rodney Dangerfield