“The more popular a person thinks he is in the blogosphere, the thinner his skin and the thicker his hypocrisy. This should be exactly the opposite: the higher you go the thicker the skin and thinner the hypocrisy.” ThinkingShouldPersonsFunnyHigherSkinsOppositesThoughtfulHypocrisyBlogging Author:Guy Kawasaki
“If this prinicpal thinks blogging isn't educational, he needs his head examined: he should be seeking out every student blogger in the school and giving them special time to blog more - and giving them extra credit besides.” IfsThinkingNeedsGivingShouldSchoolFunnySpecialStudentsSeekingEducationalCreditExtrasThoughtfulBlogsBloggingBloggersSpecial Times Author:Cory Doctorow
“I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.” ShouldFunnyLeftAmbitionSarcasmSarcasticEpitaph Author:Otto von Bismarck
“A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.” ShouldHumorFunnyTrialsFoxesJuryGeeseJudge And Jury Author:Thomas Fuller
“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.” MenWantShouldHumorFunnyGuyTurnsRaceFeetCarWindowRadioCirclesDriversKeep GoingTidesSlow DownBugsTurn-onPassengersRace Car Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'” ShouldLooksChildrenSometimesHumorFunnyPoliticsShould HaveAgingMy ChildrenVirgins Author:Lillian Gordy Carter
“You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.” PeopleShouldWritingMeanFunnySay Anything Author:Will Rogers
“Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.” ShouldHumorFunnyPartyClassRepublicanHumorousShould HaveDemocratRescueOblivionHarvard Author:Will Rogers