“A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.” ShouldHumorFunnyTrialsFoxesJuryGeeseJudge And Jury Author:Thomas Fuller
“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.” MenWantShouldHumorFunnyGuyTurnsRaceFeetCarWindowRadioCirclesDriversKeep GoingTidesSlow DownBugsTurn-onPassengersRace Car Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'” ShouldLooksChildrenSometimesHumorFunnyPoliticsShould HaveAgingMy ChildrenVirgins Author:Lillian Gordy Carter
“Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.” ShouldHumorFunnyPartyClassRepublicanHumorousShould HaveDemocratRescueOblivionHarvard Author:Will Rogers