“I had this dream, and I really wanted to be a star. And I was almost a monster in the way that I was really fearless with my ambitions.” WayDreamWantedFunnyStarsAmbitionMonstersFearlessMy Ambition Author:Lady Gaga
“The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl--everything.” GivingWholeFeelingsHomeFunnyStarsCitiesCuttingOne DayMountainHollywoodStrikesImpressionRemoveLos AngelesBowlsMovie StarImpermanence Author:Allan Sherman
“They better not put me in the All -Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?'” HardFunnyGamesStarsEasyDefenseNbaAll Stars Author:Metta World Peace
“Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'” YearsFunnyNextWinningStarsHorseDancingOlympicsCompetingRomneyNext YearLondon OlympicsDancing With The Stars Author:David Letterman
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” FunnyStarsHalfRocksSingingHinduismOperaShowersRock StarFunny GraduationOpera SingersOpera SingingSinging In The Shower Author:Josh Groban
“Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.” WellsLooksHumorFunnyAmericaStarsBaseballLeagueAll Stars Author:Jerry Coleman
“So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."” WantSaidHumorCareFunnyGuyStarsDon't CareI Don't CareShopsPetVinesAquariumsGoldfish Author:Tim Vine
“Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.” ShowsHumorRealityFunnyStarsTerroristContractsBin LadenSkatingOsama Bin LadenReality ShowsNiece Author:Tina Fey
“The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.” FunnyFilmStarsAmbitionMarriedHollywoodAverageCuteMovieItalianEnglishmenBoyfriendFilm StarsHollywood FilmsHollywood Stars Author:Katharine Hepburn
“Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.” MenBelieveHumorFunnyBeliefStarsPaintBillionsWetBenches Author:Steven Wright