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“It could be a stupid thing to say, but people should realize that it is easy to get concerned about yourself and to lose contact.”

People Should Easy Realizing Loses Stupid Concerned Contact About Yourself Easy To Get Stupid Things

Author:Miranda Otto

“Traveling across the United States, it's easy to see why Americans are often thought of as stupid. At the San Diego Zoo, right near the primate habitats, there's a display featuring half a dozen life-size gorillas made out of bronze. Posted nearby is a sign reading CAUTION: GORILLA STATUES MAY BE HOT. Everywhere you turn, the obvious is being stated. CANNON MAY BE LOUD. MOVING SIDEWALK IS ABOUT TO END. To people who don't run around suing one another, such signs suggest a crippling lack of intelligence.”

Source: Me Talk Pretty One Day

“When everything is easy one quickly gets stupid.”

Author:Maxim Gorky

“It is quite easy for stupid people to be happy; they believe in fables, and they trot on in a beaten track like a horse on a tramway.”

People Believe Happiness Easy Stupid Horse Track Beaten Stupid People Fables

Book:Works: Pascarel

Source: Works: Pascarel

“I am to consider the many advantages arising from a frequent use of oaths, curses, and imprecations. In the first place, this genteel accomplishment is a wonderful help to discourse; as it supplies the want of good sense, learning, and eloquence. The illiterate and stupid, by the help of oaths, become orators; and he, whose wretched intellects would not permit him to utter a coherent sentence, by this easy practice, excites the laughter, and fixes the attention, of a brilliant and joyous circle.”

“When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy.”

Ifs Problem Beautiful Faces Easy Stupid Intelligent Beautiful You You Are Beautiful

Author:Nawal El Saadawi

“There is still in many schools complete misapprehension that children with reading difficulties are stupid. It is so easy to teach a child that they're dumb. There needs to be a recognition that you need different ways to teach children who have got reading problems.”

Way Needs Children Stills Different Problem School Reading Easy Teach Stupid Difficulty Recognition Dumb Different Ways

Author:Jackie French

“It's not supposed to be easy. Anyone who finds it easy is stupid.”

Easy Stupid Investing Supposed To Be

Author:Charlie Munger

“I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span longer than three minutes. I disagree with all those statements; I just think they aren't true. I'm saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don't know if I'm doing that, but I'm trying.”

“The problem with movies and books is they make evil look glamorous, exciting, when it's no such thing. It's boring and it's depressing and it's stupid. Criminals are all after cheap thrills and easy money, and when they get them, all they want is more of the same, over and over. They're shallow, empty, boring people who couldn't give you five minutes of interesting conversation if you had the piss-poor luck to be at a party full of them. Maybe some can be monkey-clever, some of the time, but they aren't hardly ever smart.”

Source: From the Corner of His Eye: A Novel

“A lot of times I make people better by getting stupid, distracting, bureaucratic stuff off their desk. That's an incredibly easy way to make a senior person more productive.”

People Way Persons Easy Stuff Stupid Productive Desks Senior Easy Way

Author:Gabe Newell

“The mind wants to live forever, or to learn a very good reason why not. The mind wants the world to return its love, or its awareness... The mind's sidekick, however, will settle for two eggs over easy. The dear, stupid body is easily satisfied as a spaniel. And, incredibly, the simple spaniel can lure the brawling mind to its dish. It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious mind will hush if you give it an egg.”

“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.”

Knows Asks Easy Difficult Answers Morning Stupid Battle Ten Seven Evening Thirty Where You Are Fifteen Daddy Slam Brake Stupid Questions Difficult Questions

Author:Douglas Adams

“Literary fiction and poetry are real marginalized right now. There's a fallacy that some of my friends sometimes fall into, the ol' "The audience is stupid. The audience only wants to go this deep. Poor us, we're marginalized because of TV, the great hypnotic blah, blah." You can sit around and have these pity parties for yourself. Of course this is bullshit. If an art form is marginalized it's because it's not speaking to people. One possible reason is that the people it's speaking to have become too stupid to appreciate it. That seems a little easy to me.”