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“The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.”

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Author:Marcus Brigstocke

“Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.”

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Author:Daniel Tosh

“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”

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Book:The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry