“We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all believe, Hey, maybe this one wont stink. We are a hopeful species. Stupid but hopeful. But were happy in that moment between the commercial and the purchase. And I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWorldTryingBelieveHardMomentsUseEnergyQualityStupidProductsLowsSpeciesSpendingInnocentHeyUselessExcellentHopefulThat MomentEarningItemsStinkDupes Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production, "Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody."” KnowsLooksMeanRealWholeGuyStupidProductionsHey Author:Kevin Hart
“Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise.” LooksBeautifulGirlStupidExerciseHealthyModelsMagazinesHeyYou Re BeautifulMcr Author:Gerard Way
“I am a Westerner. We're not going to change the West by going East. The East has a lot to teach us, but essentially it's like a mirror, saying, hey, can't you see what's here in your own religion, what are you, stupid?” ChangeTeachStupidMirrorsWestEastHeyWesterners Author:Matthew Fox
“When you get older, you realize something: all those stupid mores and customs related to how a man should comport himself in the "game" of courtship are just that - stupid. Age affords you this blend of apathy and confidence - with a little bit of wisdom thrown in - that allows you to say, "Hey, I am attracted that girl over there, so I'm going to introduce myself. If it doesn't work out, that's fine. If it does, terrific. Either way, I lose nothing for trying."” IfsMenWayShouldTryingLittlesDoeAgeGirlGamesBitsRealizingLosesStupidFineLittle BitWork OutHeyRelatedThrownCustomsApathyIntroducingTerrificCourtshipThat Girl Author:Jason Mulgrew
“We're in the age of the selfie. It's just encouraging vanity. It's not even representative of anything except how you want people to perceive you. Think of when people are partying and having fun. They're like, "Hey, look at us!" You're obviously not having that much fun because otherwise you wouldn't be stopping to document it. It's stupid.” PeopleThinkingWantLooksAgeFunPartyStupidHeyVanityHaving FunPerceiveRepresentativesDocumentsStopping Author:Lily Allen
“By shrewdly linking procreation to an act likely to make you stupid with excitement, God has seen to it that Life does indeed go on. It's possible, by the way, that this is why God's name comes up so often in the middle of the act; it's a salute to the author: Hey, whoever made this up - thanks.” WayDoeMadeNamesMiddleStupidGoes OnCome UpThanksHeyExcitementSaluteProcreation Author:Paul Reiser
“Ghost Team approached me. They said, "Hey, it's mid-October, do you want to go shoot a movie on Long Island for three weeks about stupid people chasing ghosts?" I had never done anything like that before. It's kind of a mock-horror movie. What I didn't realize was the whole thing takes place at night, as a horror movie should, and so I didn't realize that we'd be working until 6 in the morning every night, or morning.” PeopleWantShouldKindLongSaidDoneWholeNightThreeRealizingMorningWeekTeamStupidHorrorGhostHeyIslandsEvery NightThey SaidChasingStupid PeopleOctoberMockLong Island Author:David Krumholtz
“Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful.” KnowsLooksHeartPersonsLongMatterEnoughBeautifulGirlStupidExerciseHealthyModelsSizeMagazinesHeyGood EnoughGorgeousGood PersonRespecting OthersNot Good EnoughYou Are BeautifulYou Re BeautifulLove Your FamilyGood LoveMcr Author:Gerard Way
“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.” BelieveKindDoeRealMatterDoneFactsHumorSeemsWalksRecordsStupidIntelligentYeahContemporaryHeyThoughtfulInsultCentsNerdLameThings That MatterVapidNerdfighter Author:John Green
“I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out woman with a limp perm and big, painted-on circles under her eyes, downing vodka and sobbing uncontrollably. "We can't heal you at Evergreen", the very somber voiceover said. "But we can help you to heal yourself." It had become our own running joke, applicable to almost anything. "Hey Cass, "I'd say, "hand me that toothpaste." "Caitlin," she'd say, her voice dark and serious. "I can't hand you the toothpaste. But I CAN help you hand the toothpaste to yourself.” MadeSaidI CanHelpingHandsBigsEyeCareRunningFunVoiceDarkHeardStupidSeriousTvsJokesCirclesHealHeyRanAdsHer EyesVodkaSobbingToothpasteSomberEvergreensDowningPerms Book:Dreamland Source: Dreamland
“Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef!” RunningSidesStupidMonstersHeyJacketsBeef Book:The lightning thief Source: The lightning thief