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“Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.”

Giving Wells Enough Turns Stuff Sleep Poor Lord Clear Stupid Drink Humorous Mad Rate Beer Tunes Melancholy Cows Verses Rhyme Belly Ache Pipe Lad Chaps Sleep Well

Author:A. E. Housman

“So let me tell you this, when it comes to...trying to introduce other people to Jesus. Don't get mad at them: it's not because they're stupid. It's because they're blind. Yelling louder, arguing harder, pushing firmer won't make someone who is blind see. Pray for them, speak to them, care for them.”

People Trying Care Jesus Speak Stupid Praying Let Me Harder Blind Mad Arguing Pushing Introducing Yelling

Author:Mark Driscoll

“It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.”

Way Doe Hard Stupid Trump Politician Angry Mad Ridiculous Comedian Throwing Monkeys Zoos Humorists Stupid Things Poop Disingenuous

Author:Jon Stewart

“It’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...”

World Feels Trying Heart Littles I Can Sometimes Hard Moments Remember Beauty Too Much Seeing Stupid My Heart Gratitude Rain Flow Mad Relax Balloons Single Mom Stop Trying Beauty Of The World

Author:Alan Ball

“Most of the world was mad. And the part that wasn't mad was angry. And the part that wasn't mad or angry was just stupid. I had no chance. I had no choice. Just hang on and wait for the end. It was hard work. It was the hardest work imaginable.”

World Ends Hard Choices Waiting Chance Stupid Hard Work Angry Mad Hardest Working It

Author:Charles Bukowski

“Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.”

Men Stupid Mad Stupidity Silly Stupidity Of Man

Book:The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table: Every Man His Own Boswell

Source: The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table: Every Man His Own Boswell

“I get mad when I'm upset, so to prevent myself from doing anything stupid, I force myself to sleep on whatever issue I'm upset about. Almost always, when I've woken up, I feel much better.”

Feels Force Sleep Issues Stupid Mad Upset

Author:Matthew Moy

“I went through a period of great rebellion within my family, when I was about 9 or 10. I was mad, I had no focus, had no real interest in anything, and so I started to do things that were just rebellious and stupid.”

Real Interest Focus Stupid Periods My Family Mad Rebellion Rebellious Uprising

Author:Kevin Spacey

“We're self obsessed and mad and stupid - not that other people can't be the same way - but the extremes are kind of honest in some mad way. Anyway, I like them.”

People Way Kind Self Honest Stupid Madness Mad Extremes Obsessed Self Obsessed

Author:Kenneth Branagh

“Occasionally, there arises a writing situation where you see an alternative to what you are doing, a mad, wild gamble of a way for handling something, which may leave you looking stupid, ridiculous or brilliant -you just don't know which. You can play it safe there, too, and proceed along the route you'd mapped out for yourself. Or you can trust your personal demon who delivered that crazy idea in the first place. Trust your demon.”

Knows Way Writing Firsts May Ideas Play Situation Crazy Stupid Safe Mad Brilliant Ridiculous Arise Alternatives Demon Routes Gamble Crazy Ideas Personal Demons

Author:Roger Zelazny