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“Let’s suppose that rain washes out a picnic. Who is feeling negative? The rain? Or you? What’s causing the negative feeling? The rain or your reaction? When you bump your knee against a table, the table’s fine. It’s busy being what it was made to be – a table. The pain is in your knee, not in the table. The mystics keep trying to tell us that reality is all right. Reality is not problematic. Problems exist only in the human mind. We might add: in the stupid, sleeping human mind.”

Source: Awareness: Conversations with the Masters

“Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and pains.”

Pain Hurt Rocks Stupid Sorrow Draws Lists Quitting Ships Mutual Hurt And Pain

Author:Vladimir Mayakovsky

“I still am amazed that people would never buy a car if they were told it gets 75 miles to the gallon - they're absolutely clear on what's a scam. But when it comes to their health they will immediately fall for somebody telling them, "Take this pill and you'll live to be a hundred years old." There's something about medicine that allows us to fall for stupid sales pitches more easily.”

People Ifs Years Stills Pain Fall Clear Car Stupid Hundred Medicine Miles Therapy Injury Amazed Pills Gallons Scams Sales Pitch

Author:Dean Edell

“I am addicted to prescription pain medication.”

Pain Stupid Hateful Prescriptions Medication

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“How dare you? How dare you create a world in which there is such misery that is not our fault? It's not right, it's utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain?”

World Should Mean Pain Evil Stupid Misery Faults Injustice Dare Should I Capricious

Author:Stephen Fry

“What can be more stupid than to be in pain about future things and absent ones which at present are not felt?”

Pain Felt Stupid Absent

Book:Heroic Enthusiasts

Source: Heroic Enthusiasts

“If stupid hurt, the whole planet would be a world of pain.”

Ifs World Whole Would Be Pain Hurt Stupid Planets

Author:Denis Boyles

“We did start with a simple manifesto, as we called it, which was a description of what we were about, and it was the Un-carrier. It was about finding and solving customer pain points in an attempt to fix a stupid, broken, arrogant industry. It was something we felt passionate about. It was our goal to make changes and have the industry make the same ones.”

Pain Goal Simple Stupid Broken Passionate Arrogant Making Changes

Author:John J. Legere

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

Pain Happiness Artist Evil Interesting Trouble Stupid Habit Terrible Intellectual Boredom Considering Refusal Bad Habits Treason Banality Pendants

Author:Ursula K. Le Guin

“From what I have observed, when the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of consequences. You don't have to be stupid to marry the wrong man.”

Men Pain Stupid Consequence Anesthesia Wrong Man

Book:Saving Fish From Drowning

Source: Saving Fish From Drowning

“Maybe this is just some stupid romantic South American idea, but I need you to understand-darling, for you, I am even willing to suffer. Whatever pain happens to us in the future, I accept it already, just for the pleasure of being with you now. Let's enjoy this time. It's marvelous. Felipe-Eat, Pray, Love”

Needs Ideas Happens Pain Suffering Enjoy Pleasure Accepting Stupid Willing Praying South Marvelous Need You Darling I Need You Pray Love Eat Love Pray

Book:The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims

Source: The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims