“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” FeelsFunnyLyingPsychologyCrazyDyingStupidHealthSillyWellnessSomedayHospitalsNutsHealth And WellnessWorld Health Author:Redd Foxx
“How do I know that loving life is not a delusion? How do I know that in hating death I am not like a man who, having left home in his youth, has forgotten the way back?...someday there will be a great awakening when we know that this is all a great dream. Yet the stupid believe that they are awake, busily and brightly assuming they understand things, calling this man ruler, and that man a herdsman- how dense!” KnowsMenWayBelieveHomeDreamLife IsHateLeftStupidYouthCallingAssumingForgottenInsightAwakeningAwakeSomedayDelusionRulersLoving LifeDense Author:Zhuangzi
“It's not like someday my kid's gonna be standing over my grave, and somebody's gonna hang her a folded flag and say, "You know what? This is 'cause he did 24 hours straight on Twitter." But it's just one of those little personal victories, like, "I wonder if I can do this." And I did it. A stupid goal, but I accomplished it. Life's all about...for me, at least...having very stupid achievable goals. That way, you always feel like a winner.” IfsKnowsWayFeelsLittlesI CanKidsCausesGoalCan DoHoursWonderStupidVictoryStandingGravesWinnerJust OneAccomplishedSomedayFlagsI Can Do ThisVery StupidPersonal Victory Author:Kevin Smith
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.” PeopleWantHumorFunnyHumanityLosesWealthInspiringMoneyRichStupidDignityInvestmentSavingSomedaySavingsGet MoneyFunny MoneyRich Money Author:Rita Rudner
“Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were.” KidsClassLaughingStupidBabyTeethSomedayGeographyBaby Teeth Author:Chuck Palahniuk