“If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.” IfsEndsHateAsksStupidBandJournalistFedsAgain And AgainYou AgainFed UpStupid Questions Author:Billie Joe Armstrong
“The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me?” MenAsksStupidBrotherDevilLifetimeKillingStupid Questions Book:The Intruder Source: The Intruder
“When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.” PeopleFeelsAsksStupidAngryAsk MeEmbarrassedReally StupidStupid Questions Author:Chris Isaak
“What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.” ThinkingKindUsePartyStupidCome UpWittyEnormousInsultAlliesNastyTerrificConvenientStupid Questions Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
“It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have pot in the glove compartment?” KnowsKindAsksFunStupidPoliceCaliforniaDo You KnowPotGlovesStupid Questions Author:Robert Schimmel
“By now, we have learnt that game-changing ideas do not come from experts, they come from people who haven't got a clue and ask stupid questions.” PeopleIdeasAsksGamesHavensStupidExpertsClueStupid Questions Author:Chris Boardman
“The greatest thing that ever happened to (my career) was the breakdown of the record companies, because there were no more stupid questions about how many hits are on the next record. It was very liberating.” NextCompanyCareersRecordsHappenedStupidLiberatingBreakdownRecord CompaniesStupid Questions Author:John Mellencamp
“Someone said to me, "Hey, what's it like kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I said, "It's like kissing Hitler. What are you doing asking me such a stupid question?"” StupidKissingStupid Questions Author:Tony Curtis
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?” PeopleIfsKindHumorFunnyAsksStupidSmartIntelligentIntelligenceStupidityFavouriteStupid PeopleSmart PeopleDilbertStupid QuestionsPeople StupidityStupidity And Intelligence Author:Scott Adams
“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.” KnowsAsksEasyDifficultAnswersMorningStupidBattleTenSevenEveningThirtyWhere You AreFifteenDaddySlamBrakeStupid QuestionsDifficult Questions Author:Douglas Adams
“What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you." "Why?" "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?” IfsKnowsWarFightingNextLinesBrainStupidMy FriendsWhat IfVersusAnnabethAnnabeth ChaseAthenaSeaweedPoseidonStupid QuestionsTrojansTrojan War Author:Rick Riordan
“If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?” IfsLooksPlayGirlAsksStupidIntelligentDon't Give UpStupid QuestionsStupid Girl Author:Marilyn Monroe