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“"Don't be stupid!" is excellent advice.”

Women Advice Stupid Excellent

Author:Amy Dickinson

“Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.”

Women Decision Stupid Blame Your Stupid Stupid Decision

Author:Laura Schlessinger

“Don't waste my time- I'm not stupid, and I'm not gullible.”

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Author:Laura Schlessinger

“Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.”

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Author:Laura Schlessinger

“Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.”

Men Women Stupid Settling Arrogant Pigs Moron Settling Down

Author:Michael Winner

“A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.”

Women Stupid Husband Clever Compromise Clever Woman

Author:Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”

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Book:The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

“Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

“I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to.”

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Author:Shakira

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”