“Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.” SweetPieSpicesBakingPumpkinCinnamonPumpkin Pie Author:Sandra Lee
“But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!” GivingLyingSweetGoldenPieThanksgivingSpicesClearingPumpkinThanksgiving DayThanksgiving ThanksThanksgiving HolidayThankful ThanksgivingThanksgiving ThankfulThanksgiving GreetingsMelonsChristian ThanksgivingThanksgiving ChristianThanksgiving JokesPumpkin Pie Book:Colonial Ballads, Sonnets, and Other Verse Source: Colonial Ballads, Sonnets, and Other Verse
“My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: The turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother's Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife's Midwestern roots; the Campbell's green bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie.” MotherCoursesWifeSweetRootsGreenMy WifeMemorableMealsSouthernHeritagePiePotatoesTurkeysRiceBeansPumpkinThanksgiving HolidayMost MemorableMashed PotatoesSweet PotatoesPumpkin PieCasserolesGreen Beans Author:Douglas Conant
“I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.” BelieveMeanMadeEnoughHumorFunnyUniverseSweetDon't BelieveSmellSugarPiePumpkinPumpkin Pie Book:Nothing's Sacred Source: Nothing's Sacred
“Longhaired preachers come out every night, Tryin' to tell us what's wrong and what's right. But when asked about something to eat, They will tell you in voices so sweet. You will eat (You will eat!) By and by, (By and by!) In that glorious land in the sky. (Way up high!) Work and pray, live on hay, You'll get pie in the sky when you die. (That's a lie!)” WayLyingNightDiesVoiceSkyAtheismLandSweetPrayingPositive AtheismGloriousEvery NightPreacherPieHay Author:Joe Hill
“Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?” MenMadeRealHappensUsedSweetPleaseEmsPieRecipesPotatoesReal WomenSweet Potatoes Author:Brandon T. Jackson
“I quit my day job the day my daughter was born. I remember flying to Cleveland and hitting a thunderstorm, which caused the plane to lose pressure, and the oxygen masks fell from the ceiling. We felt the plane dropping; the pilot was taking it down to regain cabin pressure. My heart was in my stomach. I found out after landing that her mom was in labor. I did the show and came back to New York. By the time I walked into the hospital, my daughter was being born. She was waiting for me. She's a sweet daddy's girl. She's premed. She has her own pie company. She works for Habitat for Humanity.” HeartShowsJobsRememberHumanityGirlFoundFeltWaitingBornLosesCompanyNew YorkSweetMomMy HeartDaughterLaborPressureQuittingFlyingPlanesMaskMy DaughterHospitalsStomachPilotsHittingPieDaddyOxygenDroppingCeilingsLandingI QuitHabitatCabinsClevelandDay JobsThunderstormHabitat For Humanity Author:J. B. Smoove
“My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And then from noon on he might have some brown rice and some tofu, and then, come eight or nine at night, he orders three mud-pie double-chocolate pieces of cake and eats all three of them.” MightNightOrderThreePiecesSweetHealthyHusbandFruitEightNineBrownMy HusbandChocolateCakePieMudRiceNoonTofuMud Pies Author:Sara Blakely
“It was the best first kiss in the history of first kisses. It was as sweet as sugar. And it was warm, as warm as pie. The whole world opened up and I fell inside. I don't know where I was, but I didn't care. I didn't care because the only person who mattered was there with me.” KnowsWorldLoveFirstsPersonsWholeCareSweetKissingWarmWhole WorldSugarPieFirst Kiss Book:The Sugar Queen Source: The Sugar Queen