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“If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to write a love song about a girl with a red dress who goes into a bar and is on her fifth martini and is falling off her chair, that's a lot easier, and it makes me free to say anything I want.”

Ifs Want Writing Song Fall Girl Trouble Easier Red Dresses Bars Chairs Tonight Say Anything Fifth Martini Falling Off

Author:Stephen Sondheim

“I'm not a lawyer I'm a kind of mouthpiece/activist type, though occasionally they shave me and stuff me into my Bar Mitzvah suit and send me to a standards body or the UN to stir up trouble. I spend about three weeks a month on the road doing completely weird stuff like going to Microsoft to talk about DRM.”

Source: Content: Selected Essays on Technology, Creativity, Copyright, and the Future of the Future

“One can get very fond of the people one meets in bars. The trouble is they then appear sort of different in the daylight and you realize that taking them with you is rather like taking a goldfish for a walk: not entirely correct, and surprising for the next people you run into.”

People Different Running Next Realizing Walks Trouble Bars Surprising Daylight Goldfish

Book:Home Life Three

Source: Home Life Three

“...the waiter has to come from a place of concentration, subjugation, and complete, limitless service. Nothing is too much trouble. The customer is always right, even when he is wrong. There is no limit to what you will do to serve while that person is in your bar and in your care.”

Giving Persons Care Too Much Trouble Limits Customers Bars Concentration Limitless Waiter Subjugation

Book:The Trick to Money is Having Some

Source: The Trick to Money is Having Some

“Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.”

Two Humor Funny Walks Trouble Bars Rough Peanuts

Author:Tommy Cooper

“Not grace to bar what is not bliss, Nor flight from all distress, but this: The grace that orders our trouble and pain, And then, in the darkness, is there to sustain.”

Pain Order Darkness Grace Trouble Bars Flight Bliss Distress

Author:John Piper