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“A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

“I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly.”

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Author:Stephen Schneider

“It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.”

“I never know how much of what I say is true.”

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Author:Bette Midler

“The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.”

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Author:Dylan Moran

“As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.”

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Author:Josh Billings

“A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.”

“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.”

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Book:Conversations with Hunter S. Thompson

Source: Conversations with Hunter S. Thompson

“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”

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Author:Lily Tomlin

“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”

Author:Oscar Wilde

“The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did.”

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Book:Becoming Light: Poems New and Selected

Source: Becoming Light: Poems New and Selected