“Moral crusade: Public activity undertaken by middle-aged men who are cheating on their wives or diddling little boys. Moral crusades are particularly popular among those seeking power for their own personal pleasure, politicians who can't think of anything useful to do with their mandates, and religious professionals suffering from a personal inability to communicate with their god.” ThinkingMenLittlesSufferingReligiousPleasureMoralBoysWifeMiddlePoliticianActivitySeekingCommunicateCheatingInabilityLittle BoysMandatesMiddle AgedCrusadesInability To Communicate Author:John Ralston Saul
“Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have a sexual relationship with an intern. Only Congress would need a rule to tell them cheating on their wives is not ethical. Don't we have that rule? I believe it's called the Sixth Commandment.” WantNeedsBelieveSaidGovernmentI BelieveWifeCongressCheatingEthicalCommandmentsCongressmanColoradoUnethical Author:Jay Leno
“That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'” ShouldHomeWifeEventsStrangePleaseBedFlightCheatingComing HomeLocationEmergenciesExitFlight Attendant Author:Jay Leno
“We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.” GirlWifeHusbandBarsCheatingCheatRope Book:An Exciting Future Source: An Exciting Future
“Yes, I'm married. But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies. The fact that I haven't even gotten close to cheating on her is a disappointment to us both.” FactsWifeHavensPoliticianMarriedDisappointmentMy WifeCheatingGood Politicians Author:Aziz Ansari
“I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.” ThinkingKnowsKnow HowWifeWindowMy WifeCheatingParrotsCheating On Me Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“There are songs about abortions, about slashing your arms with razors, about imagining your own funeral in New Orleans, about rock stars cheating on their wives, sex.” SongStarsSexWifeRocksArmsAbortionCheatingFuneralNew OrleansRock StarRazors Author:Courtney Love