“No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes.” KnowsWishFoodHealthCakeRiceDeathbedRice Cakes Author:Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"” PeopleLongUseHumorFunnyMotherGuyFoundWishHairDrugDaughterLongingExcitedExtremesStrangerSmellCakeAssociatesThat GuyLong HairFlourDrug Use Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.” PeopleWayWantPersonsWishListsBreadDietsCakeVegetablesPieThanksgivingCarrotsPumpkinHappy ThanksgivingFunny ThanksgivingPumpkin PieZucchini Author:Jim Davis