“Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.” TryingHardJobsReligionValuesCoursesCommunityLeadershipWorkCitiesFamilyComedyHuman NaturePolicyNew YorkGayEthicsCatholicStrategyNew York CitySexuallyCardinalsFamily ValuesMeccaCatholic Family Author:Stephen Colbert
“I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.” TryingBigsLeadershipWorkComedyGenerationsHugeShoesFolksEnvyChairsPantsLetterman Author:Stephen Colbert
“The most common occupation for women in G rated films is royalty - which is a great gig, if you can get it.” IfsRealityFilmWorkJusticeCommonFamilyClassComedyEqualOccupationRoyaltyEqual RightsGigs Author:Geena Davis
“I would rather die than be in the United States Senate. I would be bored to death. Could you imagine me, banging around that chamber with 99 other people, asking for a motion on the amendment in the subcommittee? Forget it...You'd watch me just walk out and walk right into the Potomac River and drown. That would be it.” PeopleStatesRealityWould BeDiesPoliticsLeadershipWorkWalksForgetUnitedWatchesUnited StatesComedyImagineHuman NaturePolicyRiversAskingIndividualityIdeologyBoredVotingSenateAmendmentsDiplomacyChamberForget ItCivilityBangingWatch MeBored To Death Author:Chris Christie
“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.” MomentsHumorFunnyCan DoWorkComedyAmountThat MomentProcrastinationProcrastinatingStop ProcrastinationFunny WorkFunny Procrastination Author:Robert Benchley
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” IfsHumorFunWorkWalksEnvironmentComedyWalkingDistanceHikingInspirational RunningHiking In The MountainsHikerInspirational Long Distance RelationshipFeet And WalkingWalking Home Author:Steven Wright
“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.” WorldWantHumorWould BeFunnyWorkComedyPaintSmall WorldDry Sense Of Humor Author:Steven Wright
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.” HumorFunnyUsedWorkFireComedyParksFactoriesWork Humor Author:Steven Wright