“I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.” MenTryingTwoBigsJesusClassSawsMiddleYeahSticksPriestsSugarSwearScrewsTubesCokePixiesCatechism Author:Tim Allen
“Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. My mama, she told me don't worry about your size. She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night. Yeah I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll, so if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along.” IfsLittlesMovingNightPerfectBoysWorryFiguresYeahSticksBottomSizeInchesMamaDollsBarbieBootyBarbie Dolls Author:Meghan Trainor
“Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll fetch those slippers and stick them someplace real uncomfortable. I swear, my mother should have named me Fido. (Nick)” ShouldRealMotherWatchesCarBedClothesShould HaveYeahSticksUncomfortableSwearPsychopathChimneysSlippersFetch Book:Night Embrace Source: Night Embrace
“He murmers into my hair, "Forget what I said earlier, let's stick with this, I might not survive anything more." I laugh. Then he jumps up, finds my wrists, and pins them over my head. "Yeah, right. Totally joking, I want to do everything with you, whenever you're ready, I'm the one, promise?" He's above me, batting and grinning like a total hooplehead. "I promise," I say. "Good. Glad that's decided." He raises an eyebrow. "I'm going to deflower you, John Lennon.” WantSaidMightForgetLaughingReadyHairPromiseDecidedRaisesYeahSticksGladEyebrowsPinsI PromiseWristsLennonGrinningBatting Author:Jandy Nelson
“Tell me about it. It’s so hard to deal with a single parent. They take out all their anxiety on you. It’s like, she’s so angry all the time. And I didn’t even do anything!” “That’s so wrong.” “Yeah.” “Where’s your dad?” “I don’t know. My mom had me when she was still in high school, so . . .” “You don’t see him at all?” “No, and I don’t want to. I have no interest in maintaining a relationship with someone who didn’t love me enough to stick around.” KnowsWantStillsHardEnoughSchoolParentInterestDealsMomDadAnxietyHigh SchoolYeahAngrySticksMy MomMaintainingYour DadSingle Parent Author:Susane Colasanti
“You know, when you think about it, that’s kind of a weird thing. I mean it’s meant to be sympathetic, right? But it’s kind of not. Like you’re telling the person there’s nothing unique about what they’re saying I considered this as a couple of kids on Rollerblades whizzed past, hockey sticks over their shoulders. “Yeah,” I said, finally, “but you could also look at it the other way. Like no matter how bad things are for you, I can still relate.” ThinkingKnowsWayLooksKindMeanPersonsSaidStillsI CanMatterKidsPastLike YouCoupleUniqueYeahSticksShouldersRelateBad ThingsMeant To BeHockeySympatheticWeird ThingsHockey Sticks Author:Sarah Dessen
“I'll take care of my mother," he said grimly. "I love her, but she doesn't run my life." "Yeah, that's what we all say. You. Me. Lucy." She stabbed the stick into the dirt. "These are powerful women. They're sane, they're smart, they rule their worlds, and they love us ferociously. A potent combination that makes it touch to pretend they're normal mothers.” WorldSaidCareRunningMotherPowerfulNormalSmartYeahSticksTake CareCombinationSaneDirtPowerful WomenLucy Author:Susan Elizabeth Phillips