“Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.” IfsKnowsKidsBloodGayTestsYeahDo You KnowHivBlood Tests Author:Daniel Tosh
“I saw Cara Delevingne like five, six times. And I was never talking about the film [Valerian]. And then at the end, I say okay, let's do some test. She says yeah, yeah, good. So I took her in the room, and I test her for like six hours non-stop. Exercise, exercise, exercise for six hours. It was actually funny. And then I knew at the end of the six hours.” EndsFilmHoursRoomsTalkingFiveSawsExerciseSixTestsOkayYeahNon Stop Author:Luc Besson
“I remember my first test in F1. After five laps, I came back to the pits and tried to play it cool - 'Oh yeah, I'm fine, I'm on top of this' - but I was completely lost.” FirstsPlayRememberLostFiveFineTestsYeahLapPits Author:Sebastian Vettel
“Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'” EnjoyShareRight NowMessagesTestsMachinesYeahCornyBeing PositiveGreat DayClinicAnswering MachinesThought Of The DayPositive Messages Author:Andy Rooney
“If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us," I said. "Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters.” IfsMeanSaidTwoWould BeKidsJobsBabyPercentTestsMiracleYeahDisasterInnocentNutsGenesDnaTubesMutants Author:James Patterson
“You love tests?" "Well, yeah. There are questions and answers. True or false, multiple choice, essay. What's not to love?” WellsChoicesAnswersTestsYeahMultipleEssaysQuestions And AnswersTrue Or FalseMultiple Choice Book:Tribute Source: Tribute
“Quinn sat back down. He leaned forward, elbows on knees. "Man, don't you remember taking tests in school? Multiple choice: A, B, C, D, or E, all of the above. "Yeah?" "Dude, sometimes the answer is 'all of the above.' This places needs you. And it needs Astrid. And it needs Sam. It's all of the above, Albert.” MenNeedsSometimesSchoolRememberChoicesAnswersTestsYeahKneesSatMultipleNeed YouElbowsQuinnMultiple Choice Author:Michael Grant
“Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.” LooksFootballTestsYeahDumbPostsNflFenceInspiring FootballFence Post Author:Bum Phillips