“Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.” PresidentCenturyFootballBillsClinton20th CenturyTouch Football Author:Al Franken
“If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.” IfsKindFatherPresidentPolicy Author:Al Franken
“When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.” SaidNationsPresidentRealizingComedyBuildingCampaignsNation Building Author:Al Franken
“Some of George W. Bush's friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. 'That worked for everyone else,' God said.” BelieveSaidPresidentCollegeVoteTrialsChosenAlsBelieve In GodGoreElectoral CollegePopular Vote Book:Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them Source: Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
“I want a president who can handle a cream soda.” WantPresidentHandleCreamSodaCream Soda Author:Al Franken
“All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump's election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton. And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.” HelpingPresidentChanceElectionClintonSecretaryInterfere Author:Al Franken
“We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.” PresidentElection Author:Al Franken
“I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.” IfsThinkingMindTwoFactsAmericaEvilPresidentHugeTerribleThirdsTerroristIranSaddamDeficitAxesCentral AmericaMujahideen Author:Al Franken
“During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, 'There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.'” SaidEvilPresidentAdministrationBobExesCeremonyCarterTableau Author:Al Franken
