“When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.” FeelsTwoHappensNew YorkThings HappenTwo ThingsNew Yorkers Author:Al Franken
“I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.” IfsKnowsHas BeensTwoKnow HowNew YorkBuildingBlock Author:Al Franken
“Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.” TwoProudTraditionSenatorsCommitteesMinnesota Author:Al Franken
“If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't take their advice.” IfsShouldTwoProblemBigsCertainAdviceDoctorsPaidClimateCoalSnacks Author:Al Franken
“My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren't rich - but we felt secure.” TwoSchoolHouseFeltRichDadHigh SchoolMy DadSecureParksBedroomBathsPrintingSalesmanMinnesota Author:Al Franken
“The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important 'cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.” TwoImportantAgePoliticalHouseCausesBoysRightsMovementClimateCivil RightsVietnamCivil Rights Movement Author:Al Franken
“Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.” KnowsPersonsDoeTwoRealizingMediaCoupleHigherGayJournalistFrightenedMainstreamBiasPercentagesDiscernmentMainstream MediaMedia Bias Book:Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them Source: Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
“I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.” IfsThinkingMindTwoFactsAmericaEvilPresidentHugeTerribleThirdsTerroristIranSaddamDeficitAxesCentral AmericaMujahideen Author:Al Franken
