“The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.” StoriesAmericaEasyMoneyMediaBiggerConservativeMaking MoneyModern WorldRatingBiasedMedia BiasMedia Control Author:Al Franken
“Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.” WayDifferentAmericaLike MeDifferent Ways Author:Al Franken
“You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.” WantMeanChildrenDoeCountryAmericaRepublicanAdultsOkayWingsDenialBeing The BestLoved OnesRight WingChildren LoveLove Means Author:Al Franken
“I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents, good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.” IfsWorldHardWould BeKidsWantedSchoolJobsAmericaFeltParentChanceClassCareersGrowing UpGrowingMiddleMiddle ClassGood School Author:Al Franken
“If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.” IfsCountryAmericaDiesPoorRepublicanRetiringMedicare Author:Al Franken
“The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans' privacy. But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we're getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.” WayGivingProblemBigsGovernmentAmericaKnowingInformationBalanceSafeProgramWeightTerroristPrivacyTransparencySurveillanceBig Problems Author:Al Franken
“It's really building Air America that I'm focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.” MeanShowsAmericaAirBuildingFocusedAir America Author:Al Franken
“He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.” AmericaFourHigherPoliticianRatingNewts Author:Al Franken
“Liberals don't hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.” DoeEnoughAmericaHateReaderHonestlyDon't Hate Book:Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them Source: Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
“We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.” WayLoveYearsMeanDoeDifferentHelpingAmericaPoliticsGrowsUnderstandingWonderfulDifferent WaysCriticizeLoved OnesWhat You LoveLove MeansOld Love Author:Al Franken
“I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.” IfsThinkingMindTwoFactsAmericaEvilPresidentHugeTerribleThirdsTerroristIranSaddamDeficitAxesCentral AmericaMujahideen Author:Al Franken