“You can label jam, you can't label man”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
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Famous Benny Bellamacina Quotes
“If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way”
Source: Piddly Poems for Children: Volume 1
“If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”
“Always think in circles to get your ideas around”
Source: The King of Rhyme
“When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“The English summer is never far away; it's just above the clouds.”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2
“Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2
“Old age is not just for grown up's”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“I’ve just found out I’m allergic to nut-cases”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2
Source: The King of Rhyme
“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“I lost the plot and bought myself an allotment”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“Beat inflation, don't buy balloons”
Source: You Are Only Limited By Your Own Imagination
“Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.”
Source: Little Luigi: A Musical Adventure
“Avoid being narrow-minded; it's a fat world.”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2
“When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.”
Source: Little Luigi: A Musical Adventure
“Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2
“Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
“Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems
Source: You Are Only Limited By Your Own Imagination
“The sun doesn’t live in England; it comes here on holiday when we’re all at work.”
Source: Piddly Poems for Children: Volume 1
“Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.”
Source: The King of Rhyme
“If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.”
Source: Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2
“Always keep a part of your mind empty, so you can go there to rest.”
Source: The Scooter Five: Strawberry Bees