“If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.” IfsThinkingLittlesMajorsThirdsAverageAll TimeLeagueBatsMajor LeagueThird Time Author:Brad Williams
“I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaurant, you would either try another dish or you just don't go back to that restaurant. But you don't say like, "I did not like the hamburger here. This restaurant should be shut down. It should be banned from making hamburgers. No one else should have these hamburgers." And everyone else is like, "No, you wouldn't do that."” IfsShouldTryingMadeJokesShould HaveRestaurantsDishesBannedHamburgersAnimosity Author:Brad Williams
“I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.” IfsHappensComedyJokesClubsOffendedComedy Clubs Author:Brad Williams
“If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.” PeopleIfsSaidStillsBlackJokesCome UpMake SenseBlack PeopleOffendedAsian Author:Brad Williams
“I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.” PeopleIfsGuyFoundLike YouFunny Guy Author:Brad Williams
“Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet or a post or something that's not going to be ideal, and because of that, you can't really throw stones too hard at the people that do, because if we examined your life in every way, shape, or form, went through every single post with a fine-toothed comb and under that microscope, would it come out all sunshine and lollipops?” PeopleIfsWayHardFormFineShapesIdealsStonesPostsRacistSunshineTweetMicroscopesCombsHomophobicLollipop Author:Brad Williams
“I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.” IfsWantTryingMeanLinesFineJokesAgreeSakeBoardsExpensesTweetBeing MeFine LinesBeing Mean Author:Brad Williams
