“I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come see me and then for an hour I tell jokes about being a little person. I just don't want that to happen. I understand that it's part of me, that's the first thing that you notice and it's something that people are curious about.” PeopleWantFirstsLittlesPersonsDifferentHappensHoursJokesCuriousTopics Author:Brad Williams
“I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.” KnowsWantWritingTwoGuyViewsKnow HowFocusFeetSixJokesAbsolutesPoint Of ViewTwo Guys Author:Brad Williams
“I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.” KnowsWantSituationOpinionNewsProgramTopicsSatirical Author:Brad Williams
“I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.” KnowsWantKindLittlesBitsLittle Bit Author:Brad Williams
“It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.” PeopleKnowsWantKindLittlesImportantCountryTurnsBitsCommunityBrainLaughingLittle BitSillyEducatedNow And ThenBeing Silly Author:Brad Williams
“Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.” WantJokes Author:Brad Williams
“I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.” PeopleWantCountryComedyAustraliaAustralianGreat Country Author:Brad Williams
“I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.” WantGuyHanging OutFunny Guy Author:Brad Williams
“I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.” IfsWantTryingMeanLinesFineJokesAgreeSakeBoardsExpensesTweetBeing MeFine LinesBeing Mean Author:Brad Williams
“I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.” PeopleKnowsWantWellsHateI HateMadDwarves Author:Brad Williams
