“I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come see me and then for an hour I tell jokes about being a little person. I just don't want that to happen. I understand that it's part of me, that's the first thing that you notice and it's something that people are curious about.” PeopleWantFirstsLittlesPersonsDifferentHappensHoursJokesCuriousTopics Author:Brad Williams
“I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.” KnowsWantWritingTwoGuyViewsKnow HowFocusFeetSixJokesAbsolutesPoint Of ViewTwo Guys Author:Brad Williams
“Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.” WantJokes Author:Brad Williams
“I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaurant, you would either try another dish or you just don't go back to that restaurant. But you don't say like, "I did not like the hamburger here. This restaurant should be shut down. It should be banned from making hamburgers. No one else should have these hamburgers." And everyone else is like, "No, you wouldn't do that."” IfsShouldTryingMadeJokesShould HaveRestaurantsDishesBannedHamburgersAnimosity Author:Brad Williams
“The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.” PeopleFirstsMadeJokesMadMajority Author:Brad Williams
“I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.” IfsHappensComedyJokesClubsOffendedComedy Clubs Author:Brad Williams
“If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.” PeopleIfsSaidStillsBlackJokesCome UpMake SenseBlack PeopleOffendedAsian Author:Brad Williams
“It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong. You should not talk about Indian people," and the Indian people are over in the audience like, "I thought that joke was hilarious." That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You're burning unnecessary calories. You're getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don't understand it.” PeopleShouldPersonsMadeWhiteAudienceJokesMadSakeCome UpBurningIndianUnnecessaryCalories Author:Brad Williams
“There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.” ThinkingMadeParticularFitSkillsJokes Author:Brad Williams
“I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.” IfsWantTryingMeanLinesFineJokesAgreeSakeBoardsExpensesTweetBeing MeFine LinesBeing Mean Author:Brad Williams
