“I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come see me and then for an hour I tell jokes about being a little person. I just don't want that to happen. I understand that it's part of me, that's the first thing that you notice and it's something that people are curious about.” PeopleWantFirstsLittlesPersonsDifferentHappensHoursJokesCuriousTopics Author:Brad Williams
“It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.” PeopleKnowsWantKindLittlesImportantCountryTurnsBitsCommunityBrainLaughingLittle BitSillyEducatedNow And ThenBeing Silly Author:Brad Williams
“It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.” PeopleComedianConfusing Author:Brad Williams
“The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.” PeopleFirstsMadeJokesMadMajority Author:Brad Williams
“That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.” PeopleGroupsInsaneConfusingOffendedBehalf Author:Brad Williams
“If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.” PeopleIfsSaidStillsBlackJokesCome UpMake SenseBlack PeopleOffendedAsian Author:Brad Williams
“It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong. You should not talk about Indian people," and the Indian people are over in the audience like, "I thought that joke was hilarious." That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You're burning unnecessary calories. You're getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don't understand it.” PeopleShouldPersonsMadeWhiteAudienceJokesMadSakeCome UpBurningIndianUnnecessaryCalories Author:Brad Williams
“I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.” PeopleWantCountryComedyAustraliaAustralianGreat Country Author:Brad Williams
“I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to do shows for the troops all over the Middle East, and I actually went to China recently and did shows, not for the troops, but just for local Chinese people, and Americans that have moved there, and things like that. It was fantastic. They got it. They're way smarter than we give them credit for.” PeopleWayGivingShowsComedyMiddleMovedChinaCreditEastLocalsFantasticChineseCanadaMiddle EastTroopsSmarterStand Up Comedy Author:Brad Williams
“I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.” PeopleIfsGuyFoundLike YouFunny Guy Author:Brad Williams
“It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems really basic, but it's amazing how many people forget that.” PeopleShouldKindSeemsAsksForgetNiceAsk MeBe Kind Author:Brad Williams
“Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet or a post or something that's not going to be ideal, and because of that, you can't really throw stones too hard at the people that do, because if we examined your life in every way, shape, or form, went through every single post with a fine-toothed comb and under that microscope, would it come out all sunshine and lollipops?” PeopleIfsWayHardFormFineShapesIdealsStonesPostsRacistSunshineTweetMicroscopesCombsHomophobicLollipop Author:Brad Williams
“There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.” PeopleProblemWonderfulFatsPlentyUsaNo ProblemFat PeopleBeing Fat Author:Brad Williams
“I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.” PeopleChildrenMadeHappensFunCriedDisabledDisabled Children Author:Brad Williams
“For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.” PeopleCallingOppositesStranger Author:Brad Williams
“The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do stuff - It's interesting with comedians because when we walk on stage, oftentimes we're talking about ourselves for an hour and we're talking about very intimate details, so after hearing us for an hour, a lot of people feel very comfortable with us because they feel like they know us and they're our friends because we just told them our innermost secrets and details of our lives for an hour. What they forget is we know absolutely nothing about the audience.” PeopleThinkingKnowsFeelsLittlesDifferentStuffBitsHoursWalksForgetInterestingSecretTalkingAudienceOur LivesStageComfortableLittle BitDetailsHearingBoundariesComedianIntimateAbsolutely Nothing Author:Brad Williams
“Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.” PeopleNeedsMeanDoeRealizingHoursYeah Author:Brad Williams
“I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.” PeoplePlayHomeGamesSportsVideoEnd TimesSpend Time Author:Brad Williams
“I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.” PeopleKnowsWantWellsHateI HateMadDwarves Author:Brad Williams
“People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.” PeopleDoneDiesAsksHeyAsk Me Author:Brad Williams
