“I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.” KnowsWantWritingTwoGuyViewsKnow HowFocusFeetSixJokesAbsolutesPoint Of ViewTwo Guys Author:Brad Williams
“I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.” KnowsWantSituationOpinionNewsProgramTopicsSatirical Author:Brad Williams
“I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.” KnowsWantKindLittlesBitsLittle Bit Author:Brad Williams
“It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.” PeopleKnowsWantKindLittlesImportantCountryTurnsBitsCommunityBrainLaughingLittle BitSillyEducatedNow And ThenBeing Silly Author:Brad Williams
“Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know that I'm good at this.” KnowsYearsCareers Author:Brad Williams
“I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets."” KnowsShouldOne ThingStreetsCeaseComedianThrownItemsMenus Author:Brad Williams
“I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.” KnowsOppositesConfusing Author:Brad Williams
“Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.” KnowsFeelsSituationSafeComfortableAdvancing Author:Brad Williams
“Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can't take it to a dangerous place.” KnowsI CanHonestDangerousComfortableFemaleBeing HonestSexuallyDangerous Places Author:Brad Williams
“The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do stuff - It's interesting with comedians because when we walk on stage, oftentimes we're talking about ourselves for an hour and we're talking about very intimate details, so after hearing us for an hour, a lot of people feel very comfortable with us because they feel like they know us and they're our friends because we just told them our innermost secrets and details of our lives for an hour. What they forget is we know absolutely nothing about the audience.” PeopleThinkingKnowsFeelsLittlesDifferentStuffBitsHoursWalksForgetInterestingSecretTalkingAudienceOur LivesStageComfortableLittle BitDetailsHearingBoundariesComedianIntimateAbsolutely Nothing Author:Brad Williams
“I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."” KnowsCome UpAssExpecting Author:Brad Williams
“I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.” PeopleKnowsWantWellsHateI HateMadDwarves Author:Brad Williams
