“Sticks and stones may break my bones but names don't have my permission.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
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Famous Brian Spellman Quotes
“Love of money is the root of all evil, so governments honor politicians on it. Figures.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Don't expect anybody to look after your money unless they're looking after your money.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“All of my cartoons are better than each other.”
Source: Cartoonist's Book Camp
“Treat other sadomasochists as you would treat yourself.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“OSIT, Wimpy's bill due at TGIF!”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Build the prisons and they will commit the crimes.”
Source: Cartoonist's Book Camp
“If the mind fits, shrink it.”
Source: Cartoonist's Book Camp
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Compulsory Free Speech...”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.”
“It's a free country. Inmates once bought this. Thus, they're inmates.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Disgust is in the earwax of the beholder.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Spare the rod and spoil the rotisserie.”
Source: I dreamed of being special then awoke to be unique - like you.
“I'm not full of shit! Don't put turds in my mouth.”
Source: Psych Ward Cyrano
“Media is the subset of social media.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“We elect to reflect, run off superficial, distract, ID that ... culture.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“I'll pass on the take-backs and take on the do-overs.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Talking to myself is okay. Answering back is risky.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“I love objectivity when mine.”
Source: Cartoonist's Book Camp
“I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Suicide solves midlife crises.”
Source: Cartoonist's Book Camp
Source: Cartoonist's Book Camp
“Animals are cute on farms, nauseating in slaughterhouses, tasty on forks ... Evolution.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“I'm not crazy about reality but I'm terrified about paranoia.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Cigars for everybody. It's a transgender!”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“I always compliment an argument to complement never argue with a compliment.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?”
“A Communications Major is someone who cannot read or write but fumbles his BS in football.”
Source: Table Scraps from the Asylum
“If you only go around once in life then, why has that one gone around more than once?”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“Life imitates art and art imitates life until imitation imitates imitation - Reality TV.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.
“If so, then principled roaches must also go to Heaven.”
Source: We have our difference in common 2.