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Famous Dana Gould Quotes
“Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?”
“I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.”
“My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.”
“Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.”
“Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.”
“I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.”