“I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.”
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Famous Dana Gould Quotes
“I like to think of murder-suicide as extreme multitasking.”
“I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.”
“This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.”
“Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.”