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Famous Dana Gould Quotes
“I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.”
“Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?”
“One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.”
“If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.”
“In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.”