Quotessence
Home / Authors / Dana Gould
Dana Gould

Dana Gould Quotes

Comedian

Filter quotes by topic

AllIfsPeopleLooksWantKnowsThinkingDogGuyWayBigsMenDiesSaidKidsMeanStillsTwoWorldBelieveEnds

Famous Dana Gould Quotes

“I live in Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. You can be driving down Hollywood Boulevard, see a guy in lipstick and high heels wearing a fur coat masturbating into a mailbox. People giving him a hard time as they drive by: Hey, is that real fur? Of course not! That's sick!”

PeopleGivingRealHardGuyCoursesCitiesHollywoodSickDrivingHeyHard TimesLos AngelesHeelsCoatsFurLipstickHigh HeelsHypocriticalBoulevardMailboxesFur Coats
Author:Dana Gould
Create image

“You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.”

PeopleIfsThinkingRealShowsRealityActorsSituationExperienceProductionsDrawingBehaveObservingGuessingReality ShowsSecond GuessingHolograms
Author:Dana Gould
Create image